Alice suggests we all post today about "what you think of Wilkie Collins, have you read any of his other works, how giant his forehead is and how that makes you feel, etc."
Here is the extent of what I think about Wilkie Collins: Wilkie Collins is a dude? Who am I thinking of then? Oh, Willa Cather, that's who.
|Off to a good start then|
You'll notice there that Alice mentions his big forehead.
|Except that it's floating, his head seems normal enough.|
|Maybe Alice is just being mean for no reason...|
|YEEAAGH FOREHEAD MONSTER|
*What Wiki doesn't tell you is that Sir Folliot could write some very sharply-worded memos when he wanted to.